What got you into horses?
I was struggling in the looks department, so I thought horses would get me the girls.
Describe a perfect day?
When the wife goes racing and I get to stay at home
What would you be doing if you didn’t work with horses?
Baby Jesus would be leading me around on ponies in heaven
Any notable stories/interesting facts?
None whatsoever but I once won a disco competition when I was thirteen
Describe each of your work colleagues in three words:
Maisie – Really good dancer
Anna – Known her forever
Klara – Really good breasts
Jack – Doesn’t eat much
Carley – Doesn’t fall off
Simon – Not a problem
Lorna – Lives for horses
Ram – Loves eating curry