CHRIS GORDON

What got you into horses?

I was struggling in the looks department, so I thought horses would get me the girls. ​

 

Describe a perfect day?

When the wife goes racing and I get to stay at home 

 

What would you be doing if you didn’t work with horses?

Baby Jesus would be leading me around on ponies in heaven 

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Any notable stories/interesting facts?

None whatsoever but I once won a disco competition when I was thirteen

 

Describe each of your work colleagues in three words:

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• Maisie – Really good dancer 

• Anna – Known her forever 

• Klara – Really good breasts 

• Jack – Doesn’t eat much 

• Carley – Doesn’t fall off

• Simon – Not a problem 

• Lorna – Lives for horses 

• Ram – Loves eating curry