What got you into horses?

I was struggling in the looks department, so I thought horses would get me the girls.


Describe a perfect day?

When the wife goes racing and I get to stay at home 


What would you be doing if you didn’t work with horses?

Baby Jesus would be leading me around on ponies in heaven 

Any notable stories/interesting facts?

None whatsoever but I once won a disco competition when I was thirteen


Describe each of your work colleagues in three words:


  • Maisie – Really good dancer 

  • Anna – Known her forever 

  • Klara – Really good breasts 

  • Jack – Doesn’t eat much 

  • Carley – Doesn’t fall off

  • Simon – Not a problem 

  • Lorna – Lives for horses 

  • Ram – Loves eating curry 

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Morestead Stables, 


SO21 1JD



Tel: 07713 082392